KUD - Zwarte Pieten
Sinterklaas: Guys, guys listen. I don’t want you all to be black anymore
Zwarte Piet: WOAH! What is this bullshit?
ZP: Yeah, Sinterklaas, you shouldn’t be influenced by all the hoopla in the media.
S: What are you talking about? I mean to say that you should shower more. You represent my company and go around looking like this? With all that gunk on your face? Your shit smell wakes the children up at night.
ZP: But we climb through cimneys all the time. That’s how we get so dirty.
S: Really? That’s your excuse to look like this? Are you sure? Who has a chimney nowadays? Name one person who still has a functional chimney.
ZP: I am not mentally prepared for trick questions.
ZP: NOW I AM NERVOUS!
ZP: The Schilder family.
ZP: Nah, they had it removed.
ZP: The Wit family.
S: Yeah, and all thousand Pieten are black because of that one chimney in this village. I see right through your shit excuses. Just shower. When was the last time you took one anyway?
ZP: I remember… It was 1987… It was wet… like water.
S: The only one who smells a little normal is Shower Piet and that’s only because it’s his thing.
Shower Piet: My skin is always wrinkly…
S: And another thing. What’s up with the lipstick?
ZP: Oh sorry for trying to be fashion conscious!
ZP: Asks the guy in a dress!
S: IT’S A ROBE! A ROBE, OKAY?